On this page you can find definitions to some of the inside lingo, and inside jokes.
If there is something you want to know, or can't figure out it might just be that there's nothing to get, but it doesn't hurt to ask, leave a comment for a new definition and I'll add it to this dictionary.
COrners: noun, refers to any sort of job, regardless if you get paid for it or not. The term can be pejorative but the most common usage is to describe an obligation you have when you would rather be doing something else. It is also a loose reference to the T.V. series The Wire
File Footage Not Found: 1.an editing tool used when either the footage wasn't good or didn't exist. It is also a reference to the T.V. Show Arrested Development. 2. A way a describing a very fun night without going into the sorted details (synonmous with "cracky tales" opposite of "Mild Fun")
Steveangelical: noun, refers to die-hard, apple computer product zealots know for their comical intolerance of P.C. users.
Police Reports: refers to a task, usually bureaucratic in nature, almost certainly involving a form that one realizes it might simply be worth it to pay money (or do work perhaps go out on a COrner) to avoid it.
Pulling a "GW": refers to when a person when confronted with an important challenge or commitment immediately goes on vacation. Derivation: After declaring for Boulder City Council I went to Vermont for 2 weeks (In my defense I the trip to Vermont was mostly work related. )
Consistent: as in "consistent is not the same asshole" derivation: my response when accused of being an asshole and I indicated that I was merely doing exactly the same thing always done in the situation at hand, with an off hand acknowldgement that perhaps this time there should maybe be an exception to the rule.
FOMO: "F"ear "O"f "M"issing "O"ut
Gettin' SWOLL: going to the gym or really an umbrella term for working out eg: Yoga=Hippie SWOLL
Screenface: when a person is glued to the screen of their misc. smart device, in my case usually an iOS device and as result is blissfully unaware of something important happening right in front of them
Domestic Issues: girlfriends, dogs, friends ... ya know, like it sounds
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